NO TIME FOR SUPER-BLOG, DOCTOR JONES!

Not today atleast. Monday? Let’s shoot for monday. In the meantime, here’s the best solicitation that Mike Sterling somehow missed in this week’s END OF CIVILIZATION post:

Bluewater Press is run by greedy little trolls, so this is a great fit.

LIONSGATE FILMS PRESENTS: LEPRECHAUN TRADE PAPERBACK by BLUEWATER PRESS

“This is the tale of Lubdan, the king and sole survivor of the Leprechaun. The last of the Leprechauns!”

I…yeah, we know? You just told us this?

“A treasure dealer stumbles across his pot of gold and steals it. In this modern age, he finds buyers all over the planet through online auctions.”

Not only is this a great solicitation, it also appears to have been written by a drunk robot.

“MATURE THEMES. SC, 96pgs, B&W………..$15.99”

A BARGAIN

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Go pick up CRIMINAL: LAST OF THE INNOCENT #1, guys. Ed Brubaker. Archie analogues. An essay on Encyclopedia Brown. Go get it.

HIVE OF SCUM. A BLUEWATER PRESS BRODUCTION

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